As you may remember, I replied to an email from the Tories using a false name (Peregrin Fotherington Smythe). It has proved to be most entertaining!
Because whatever else I disagreed with Tony Blair and Gordon Brown about, we always agreed that businesses are the backbone of Britain's economy, creating jobs and giving people the security of a pay packet.
But now Ed Miliband's Labour Party have decided that business is the enemy.
They want to hit Britain's businesses by raising their taxes and fixing prices. They've opposed our measures to cut red tape and help businesses grow and create more jobs.
Even worse, Ed Miliband's plans for more borrowing and more debt would lead to higher interest rates and instability for businesses.
Everyone who works in a business or runs a business has reason to fear a Labour Government.
Peregrin - we have to stop Labour getting into power and costing jobs. Please donate £20 to our campaign today and let's make sure Britain stays on the road to recovery.
While Labour attack businesses, the Conservatives back them.
We've cut their taxes, cut red tape, and invested in the roads, rail and infrastructure they need.
More than that though, we've taken the difficult, long-term decisions necessary to give businesses stability and build an economy that is once again attracting investment from around the world.
Because it's no accident that last year Britain was the fastest growing of any major economy. It's no accident that there are more people in work than ever before in our country.
So we'll continue to back Britain's businesses and build a country full of opportunities for young people and security for families.
But Peregrin - I need your help on this. Please donate £20 today and let's secure a better future for Britain.
£20? On yer bike Cammy! You want £20, you go ask some of your dodgy millionaire friends, like the HSBC bloke you made a Lord then a government minister!