|J Straw and M Rifkind need to re-apply|
|A guide new MPs may find useful.|
|Hmmm... that didnt last long.|
|So, why would it matter?|
It's the same with benefits, which is why universal benefits
|If you must have a second job, so that you have experience outside|
parliament, this is the kid you should have.
|Or maybe this one, but try not to hold your nose as the hoi paloi|
|Pass the hat round for poor Malcolm...|
|Why? Just why?|
|They are actually proud of their progress...|
|We're all in it together, right?|
|Absolutely. They wouldn't do all this stuff if they thought that they were likely to get caught.|
As Mr Howard says, "Prison works".
|Maybe Dennis, that's because they don't want anyone caught tax dodging|
|It's true, isn't it.|
A few years ago students in England protested at the massive hike
in student fees. Someone poked Princess Parker Bowles with a stick.
The establishment was outraged.
But you don't hear much vultures waiting for little boys to die.
|Oh to have be born Icelandic instead of British.|