|Cameron could have a future writing satire.He doesn't have one as a politician!|
I mean in the past you'd have expected a George Parr interview on the Rory Bremner Show, or some smart comment from a panellist on 'Have I Got News for You?', or 'The News Quiz'.
But how can you improve on the jokes these people make of themselves?
|The Scottish Office leader and some random ned.|
You can add to that the titbit that a FoI request submitted by Alasdair Allan* has revealed that Jim Murphy claimed for 2 tins of Irn Bru on his parliamentary expenses. Clearly he could not be expected to be able to do his parliamentary duties without a quick gurgle of the drink that's made from Girders (or Gorders as I originally typed... Freudian error?).
And finally... for a belly aching laugh, the above mentioned Gadfly, Blair, has said that he will do whatever it takes to help Ed Miliband into 10 Downing Street. No really, he has.
|Good place for warmongering|
ex prime ministers who need to lie low.
* Thanks to Anon, below, for correcting my error that it was Guido that initiated the FoI request.