Friday, 15 April 2011


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  1. Maybe the Tessy Home Secretary, her of the "Kinky Wellies are what I consider suitable business wear for the Home Office" fame, might want to try that?

  2. I came across a series of children's misunderstandings from Sunday school which included such pearls as.

    "Long ago men had many wives. Now they have just one. This is called monotony" and

    "Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire at night".

  3. The children's ones are the best Mr S.

    I often wonder if adults make them up or if they are genuine, they are so good.

    Whichever way, they are "roll on the floor" funny!