A LESSON IN HAPPINESS...

...FROM THE WOMAN WHO GAVE MASSIVE DOZES OF LAXATIVES TO THE FATHER OF HER KIDS, AND THEN TRASHED HIS FABULOUSLY EXPENSIVE CAR...

OBVIOUSLY AN INCREDIBLY HAPPY WOMAN

My thanks to stand up comic, Janey Godley, for this one...

Oh, and put them away Michelle. You're supposed to be a lady now.