Friday's Fotos

Yep, that's a good question.

Oh look. That's so sweet. The colour co-ordinated his tie
and her straight jacket.

This is made from the waste on our plates over the last few weeks.
I hope you like truffles, foie gras and chocolate chip ice cream.

Just who is that going to help in the election then?

They are doping brisk business with balloons...

You can always trust the Sun to tell you the erm...truth...

Bless him, I bet he wishes he'd avoided pressing that   flesh.

Nigel wrote it when he was pissed. Only explanation.
Either that or they really are dim as 1/2w lightbulbs.

One can't help but assume that their policy is to bring down the costs
of sickness benefit by any measure available, including killing off the sick.

Oooops, Ed. How embarrassing.

Erm, let's see. Oh yeah. Richard Benyon?

Look like they are all bursting with enthusiasm.
You musta fired them up good there Jim.

How's that working out then?

Anything rather than vote on horrible left wing socialist policies...
eh Jim?

Keep him there Nicola. He can't cause too much more hardship
and misery when he's
wetting his pants standing on the kitchen chair.

I'm betting that's done your campaign a power of good, Alex, petal.

Certainly weren't heard by you, you heartless old bitch.

Tom, sweetie, has it ever occurred to you that there is a reason that the SNP are doing so well? Has it occurred to you that maybe your feet have been under that particular table for a bit too long?
There won't be any SNP ministers. Nicola and even your own boss David Cam... no sorry Ed, have ruled that out, as you say, so why mention it?
Oh yes, of course, in case any of the Tories reading it haven't heard and are driven to a panic by the thought of someone doing something for Scotland.
Silly me.
Someone once wrote of you that you were to the right of Mrs Thatcher so I'm sure you will have no difficulty appealing to the Tories in your constituency.You'd probably not appeal to any socialists.