Showing posts with label Irvine Welsh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Irvine Welsh. Show all posts

Tuesday, 16 February 2016

JUST A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS

Hmmm. Wee change of mind then, Gordo? 
I'd not do the horses if I were you, George.
sooo, we're worse off, but you're a Lord.
I think we see what you were up to.
All that lovely Scottish money being spent in London.
All these top executives with six figure salaries.
Ridiculous organisation.
Should be reduced to one tv station and one radio station.
And a maximum of £10 licence fee.
Don't know which is worse!
Achievements? ...and you've had so many John.
Just look at Jim Murphy's bid to be FM.
Snigger
Dumb and Dumber?
Can't do it. Kez has already spent it on... oh, loads of stuff.

You have to wonder when it wasn't.
Be wary of big charities with big offices and
 eye watering salaries for their executives.
And watch out too for begging letters from charities that don't operate in Scotland. RSPCC; RSPCA, etc.
But we aren't building them for the old or the disabled, becasue they would cost too much money. We'll just need to find a bin for them.
Gross? On no, we couldn't stand 144 of them.
Here stands a proud man. 
One of Munguin's mates, I have no doubt.
Munguin's suggestion for replacing the Tories.
I see George's image consultant who got a 50% pay rise has left him standing pigeon toed or is that "toad"?.

You must run into old Nigel Lawson over there, Jon.
He's running 'Britain Out' from his home in France.
That is how it all works...
Any doubts now?

Friday, 13 February 2015

FOTOS ON FRIDAY

See... It worked!
We can throw in knitting patterns too...
Just going to the shops like only women do that!
Here's our Employment spokesWOMAN.
She wants to put a time limit on the dole.
Exterminate, Obliterate, Annihilate...
 in a nice warm feminine way, of course. 
Yeah, I'm having a slight problem with the geography here.
English Defence League, South Wales Division.
(Back to boy stuff here so we ditched the pink captions)
You could never accuse Irvine Welsh
 of failing to make his point.

Labour wants to sell off the NHS to save £20 billion.
Don;t forget that when you vote.
This dude is Murphy's right hand...whatever.
It's a mad world that the same state seems to think that
the Vile creature needs more  food money (on top of her massive salary)
than this woman needs to help her manage her disability.
EWWWWWWW!
Poor Murphy... easily confused.
By the way... what happened to the "Murphy's Law" sound bite?
You and thousands of other Mr Reid.
Another thing Labour is confused about...
Erm, and you were whining about someone calling you a cowbag on Twitter? Away you bloody daft woman and grow a spine.
Whit's gaed tae gie's no ill tae tak.
(Pink again because Margaret wouldn't understand
big butch blue writing.)
Perfectly put!
Well said Sir or Madam!
It's not just oil we do better in!

Monday, 28 October 2013

Random Thoughts ... Handahófi Hugsanir

As the trial for a wide range of offenses including: "misconduct in public office", "perverting the course of justice", "hacking of dead children's phones" begins, half of Dave's Chipping Norton set is in the dock. 

It will be interesting to see what kind of justice is meted out to the elite of the prime minister's county set. 
When the lower orders rioted in English cities a couple of years ago, and obliged Dave to come back from his Italian holiday, he instructed the courts to be harsh with the miscreants.  

Fair enough, although six months in prison for stealing two bottles of water is, without doubt, harsh. Still, Tuscany in August is delightful, and I wouldn't want to have to deal with his Mrs in a strop; she looks like she could be a right bitch, so I can understand that the chap was in a bit of a blue funk adn someone had to pay! 

I wonder, though, if he will be take the same hardline view now that it is his own class, nay, his own close dear friends that are standing in the dock. 

It's a thought too that Dave and his family will have to find new people to invite round on Christmas day this year for charades. Last year's invitees are a bit on the embarrassing side adn might even be spending Christmas at the pleasure of someone even more elevated than Eton Dave.

Isn't it interesting too that not a single member of the Murdoch family is in court facing charges relating to all these crimes? It seems that one of the most successful newspaper tycoons in the world had no earthly idea how his newspapers were getting all these sensational scoops, and never thought to inquire. Fancy!
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Why on why, I keep asking myself, can't we be more like Iceland? Then I remember that, in fact we are quite like Iceland in many ways, it's just that we are ruled from a place that wants to be more like the United States of America. 

Still, we can change that. Right?
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I was more than a little shocked to see in my junk emails a missive from Moneysupermarket.com informing me that with a Tesco credit card I can spread the cost of Christmas over 18 months. Handy, I though, but erm what about next year's Christmas? 
I was also concerned to read that to get one of these credit cards one must have an income of at least £5,000 a year. As £5969159_591952830859067_962482265_n.jpg,000 will soon be needed to pay the electricity and gas bills, never mind service a credit card, I can't help but think someone needs to look again at this irresponsible nonsense. 

Every little helps, does it Tesco?
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I found this on Craig Murray's latest post (well worth a read). It comes from Donald McDonald: 

"I should add, that Independence for Scotland is one of the few hopes the English Left has of overcoming the corporate, neo-con domination of their own politics.


"Once England faces the world with only its own resources and stops trying to be the main character in a Boys’ Own comic, it will, I am confident, rediscover its own greatness."

I suspect that may be very true.
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