|Hmmm. Wee change of mind then, Gordo?|
|I'd not do the horses if I were you, George.|
|sooo, we're worse off, but you're a Lord.|
I think we see what you were up to.
|All that lovely Scottish money being spent in London.|
All these top executives with six figure salaries.
|Ridiculous organisation. |
Should be reduced to one tv station and one radio station.
And a maximum of £10 licence fee.
|Don't know which is worse!|
|Achievements? ...and you've had so many John.|
Just look at Jim Murphy's bid to be FM.
|Dumb and Dumber?|
|Can't do it. Kez has already spent it on... oh, loads of stuff.|
|You have to wonder when it wasn't.|
|Be wary of big charities with big offices and|
eye watering salaries for their executives.
And watch out too for begging letters from charities that don't operate in Scotland. RSPCC; RSPCA, etc.
|But we aren't building them for the old or the disabled, becasue they would cost too much money. We'll just need to find a bin for them.|
|Gross? On no, we couldn't stand 144 of them.|
|Here stands a proud man.|
|One of Munguin's mates, I have no doubt.|
|Munguin's suggestion for replacing the Tories.|
|I see George's image consultant who got a 50% pay rise has left him standing pigeon toed or is that "toad"?.|
|You must run into old Nigel Lawson over there, Jon.|
He's running 'Britain Out' from his home in France.
|That is how it all works...|
|Any doubts now?|