FOR OUR ENGLISH READERS...

...THIS IS YOUR NEW LORD CHANCELLOR 

A journalist, who, as far as I can see, has no legal training at all.

I've always though that Gove was one of these people who managed to look and sound like a prat, no matter what he was doing. Reading his Wikipedia page has shown that looks and actions apart, it's not that far from the truth. 

The Oxford English Graduate is now the English Justice Secretary, and thus, Lord Chancellor. And just to prove it he dresses up like even more of an idiot in robes to which his qualifications (2:1 in English) hardly entitle him.

I'm really glad Scots law is separate from English and that our Justice Secretary doesn't have to wear daft frocks to do his job.

THE MAN WHO CAN'T EVEN MANAGE TO WALK ALONG A PAVEMENT

Without going...erm, base over apex

I'm reminded that after being appointed Education Secretary in 2010, he rushed to the Commons to deliver a set of figures on English school building. He was forced to apologise, however, when the list of terminated school-building projects he had released was found to be inaccurate. The list was reannounced several times before it was finally accurately published. 

He blamed the Civil Service. 

Having wreaked havoc in English education, he was demoted to Chief Whip. However, on the occasion of his first vote in that position, he got himself stuck in the lavatory with a Labour MP. 

It's not known who got the blame for that.

Now, of course he is English Justice secretary. (God help the English.)

What will go horribly wrong and who will get the blame?

Answers on a post card...