Just in case you thought that the last few days' posts had concentrated too much on the Labour Party, we shall never forget the other lot...

Surely it's time she resigned the whip?

Just say what you think Charlie...
Oh yeah, of course,  you usually do.

Probably he was less lying and more doesn;t understand what he's talking about, and hoping you don't either.

Well, not so much when you're rich and the heir to a baronetcy.

Hmmmm... How's that working out?

Aye Gideon, you're doing a grand job.