FOTOS ON FRIDAY ON THURSDAY

Mrs Thatcher was using the fishermen to get a rebate
After all the fishermen didn't live in the SE of England

A bit like the farming deal
Scotland loses out again.

Shameful and heartbreaking

Proud of this, are you Politicians?

Well, no one much listens to war criminals, so sod off Blair

Ah, a socialist in the Labour Party. Hoorah.

Lordy, you wait for a socialist for 10 years
and then two come along at once

Then of course, the disappointment is that these two Tories,
still drawing salaries, while making most of their money elsewhere,
come along and make a sunny day cloudy.

Says it all

Just sometimes, as we get closer to success,
we get a reasonable article

This is according to Hansard

Oh well, people are entitled to change their views,
and a political career needs a little manipulation
of ideals from time to time.

Butter Together

Dear Old Danny Alexander, George Osborne's boot boy

Oh don't worry Alistair, you'll get your seat in the Lords.
There's always a place for a flipping liar in there.

Well, I never

A third real socialist. I hardly believe it.

Well, they are a sharp set of old fella, aren't they?

Well the one or two that are awake are...
Three hundred a day from sleeping?
I could do that.

So we are actually doing worse than everyone else except Italy?
That's not quite how George described it, is it?

Oh stick around Mr Panda. You'll get used to the lies they tell here

Z list celebrities will do ANYTHING to get their names back in the press.
I'd only heard of a couple of them, and I'm told they were all Blair's friends.

Why weren't you asked to sing at the Games, Annie?

Do you, Stan the Man?  Oh dear. Never mind.
Better luck next time.

Congratulations to all the athletes taking part in the Games.

Win or lose, thanks for coming to Scotland and competing.

Take away a good memory of your stay here.

And Stan the... erm Man? 

Crawl back into your hole.