|Mrs Thatcher was using the fishermen to get a rebate|
After all the fishermen didn't live in the SE of England
|A bit like the farming deal|
Scotland loses out again.
|Shameful and heartbreaking|
|Proud of this, are you Politicians?|
|Well, no one much listens to war criminals, so sod off Blair|
|Ah, a socialist in the Labour Party. Hoorah.|
|Lordy, you wait for a socialist for 10 years |
and then two come along at once
|Then of course, the disappointment is that these two Tories,|
still drawing salaries, while making most of their money elsewhere,
come along and make a sunny day cloudy.
|Says it all|
|Just sometimes, as we get closer to success, |
we get a reasonable article
|This is according to Hansard|
|Oh well, people are entitled to change their views, |
and a political career needs a little manipulation
of ideals from time to time.
|Dear Old Danny Alexander, George Osborne's boot boy|
|Oh don't worry Alistair, you'll get your seat in the Lords.|
There's always a place for a flipping liar in there.
|Well, I never|
|A third real socialist. I hardly believe it.|
|Well, they are a sharp set of old fella, aren't they?|
|Well the one or two that are awake are...|
Three hundred a day from sleeping?
I could do that.
|So we are actually doing worse than everyone else except Italy?|
That's not quite how George described it, is it?
|Oh stick around Mr Panda. You'll get used to the lies they tell here|
|Z list celebrities will do ANYTHING to get their names back in the press.|
I'd only heard of a couple of them, and I'm told they were all Blair's friends.
|Why weren't you asked to sing at the Games, Annie?|
|Do you, Stan the Man? Oh dear. Never mind.|
Better luck next time.
Congratulations to all the athletes taking part in the Games.
Win or lose, thanks for coming to Scotland and competing.
Take away a good memory of your stay here.
And Stan the... erm Man?
Crawl back into your hole.