|Johann, Ruth...girls, can I join your club...?|
(some daft UKIP MEP wi the taste o an ingin)
|...Erm, if we're not busy doing something else...|
|Yes, honestly, this happened. Manchester I think!|
|So why is yer mate Balls saying that he won't allow it to happen |
(like he's going to have any say)
|Cameron and Clegg right at the front. Cannon Fodder.|
|Bang on, Ted. He's a Liberal Democrat. |
They only say what they are told to say by their betters.
Munguin says can he borrow your hoodie?
|You'd better write it down. She'll never remember.|
It's dark in that bunker. Is that Sarwar I see hiding in the shadows?
|This kinda thing will be the currency. We can tie it to sterling or not.|
Your problem guys
|You could have Humza, or you could have Wee Wullie Hague...|
I know where my money is.
|So much misery for so little return |
(and that's before you take the cots of evictions into account)
But then, it's only the poor who are miserable, so that's OK, right?
|Labour chancellor Dennis Healey|
|Labour Trade Union Leader|
|Well that's what London says, and they are never wrong...|