SNAPS ON SUNDAY

Can't think of a better way of using the money.

Better Together, pooling resources, sharing MISERY risks?
To borrow a phrase, NO THANKS!

...then he disappeared, then he resigned.

Hmmm. 

She doesn't do irony, does she...?

... and that's big enough.

Not that he'll see it that way.

We agree on that then!

Can't be released while Tony Blair lives?
What is there to hide about setting up regional government
 in line with the demands of the Council of Europe?
Blair will have found something, I've no doubt.

The Liberals listen attentively to one
of their Cabinet Ministers...

...while the Sheffield Ukip candidate's family
turn up in force to listen to him.

...the Scottish Tories applaud Ruth...

...and Dundee stands for Nicola Sturgeon.

Enough said!

And finally...

Seen on Twitter.
As far as I can ascertain this is genuine.
Munguin warns...
Don't call premium numbers (starting with 09)!

SNAPS ON SUNDAY

Johann, Ruth...girls, can I join your club...?
(some daft UKIP MEP wi the taste o an ingin)

...Erm, if we're not busy doing something else...

Yes, honestly, this happened. Manchester I think!

So why is yer mate Balls saying that he won't allow it to happen
(like he's going to have any say)

Cameron and Clegg right at the front. Cannon Fodder.

Bang on, Ted. He's a Liberal Democrat.
They only say what they are told to say by their betters.
Munguin says can he borrow your hoodie?

You'd better write it down. She'll never remember.
It's dark in that bunker. Is that Sarwar I see hiding in the shadows?

This kinda  thing will be the currency. We can tie it to sterling or not.
Your problem guys

You could have Humza, or you could have Wee Wullie Hague...
I know where my money is.

So much misery for so little return
(and that's before you take the cots of evictions into account)
But then, it's only the poor who are miserable, so that's OK, right?

Labour chancellor Dennis Healey

Labour Trade Union Leader

Well that's what London says, and they are never wrong...
...are they?