...THIS LOT ARE INFINITELY FUNNIER
You couldn't really make it up, could you?
Now try this...
Last autumn, the the Revenue said that more than 1.1 million people who will lose the right to claim child benefit from Monday January 7, would receive letters warning them that they must either opt out or start repaying the benefit in the form of higher tax. HMRC has now admitted that only 784,000 people have been written to and therefore more than 300,000 claimants may be unaware of the requirement.
Way to run a country, Dave. First prize for amateurism.