Monday, 4 August 2014

NOW THAT IT'S ALL OVER....

A Guest Post by Wilson Crichton

Following his successful post last week, Wilson brings the figures up to date, with grateful thanks from Munguin.

On the subject of the Commonwealth Games, Munguin would also like to pay his respects to the people who organised what I think most of us would describe as a successful Games. 

It was ready on time; it came in on budget; it wasn't totally devoid of politics, but there was genuine warmth between athletes and fans, and a few reprehensible moments with two faced flags, etc, were soon pushed into the dust by the friendly warm atmosphere reported widely by the press and bloggers alike.

Congratulations to Glasgow, the committee set up to organise the Games, the City council and the government and a special word for Munguin's friend, Cabinet Secretary for the Commonwealth Games, Sport, Equalities and Pensioners' Rights. 

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Now that it’s all over......

Last weekend driven by the BBC outpost in Scotland from the Commonwealth Games on the telly to stir the medals numbers about, I was quite surprised that there appeared to be a pattern (albeit fuzzy around the edges) that per capita smaller nations generally did better than the larger ones. I thought that larger nations may have had the advantage of “bandwidth” in that they could afford, and had the talent to invest in, a broader range of sports for their athletes. The smaller nations would be dead good in a few sports but may well be swamped by the larger's greater resource base once all the events were over.

I thought at the time I might have seen that with Scotland slipping from 3rd to 4th, about the time when the games moved on from the Velodrome and Tollcross Baths to track & field etc. By the way, did you see Mr. Bolt's race – my goodness, he's well named.

Here's the final medal standings:

Trad placng
Tot-gold
Tot-silver
Tot-bronze
Grand Total
1
ENG
58
59
57
174
2
AUS
49
42
46
137
3
CAN
32
16
34
82
4
SCO
19
15
19
53
5
IND
15
30
19
64
6
NZL
14
14
17
45
7
RSA
13
10
17
40
8
NGR
11
11
14
36
9
KEN
10
10
5
25
10
JAM
10
4
8
22
11
SIN
8
5
4
17
12
MAS
6
7
6
19
13
WAL
5
11
20
36
14
CYP
2
4
2
8
15
NIR
2
3
7
12
16
PNG
2
0
0
2
17
CMR
1
3
3
7
18
UGA
1
0
4
5
19
GRN
1
0
1
2
20
BOT
1
0
0
1
20
KIR
1
0
0
1
22
TTO
0
3
5
8
23
PAK
0
3
1
4
24
BAH
0
2
1
3
24
SAM
0
2
1
3
26
NAM
0
1
2
3
27
MOZ
0
1
1
2
27
MRI
0
1
1
2
29
BAN
0
1
0
1
29
IOM
0
1
0
1
29
NRU
0
1
0
1
29
SRI
0
1
0
1
33
GHA
0
0
2
2
33
ZAM
0
0
2
2
35
BAR
0
0
1
1
35
FIJ
0
0
1
1
35
LCA
0
0
1
1

So far, so ho-hum. The top 10-15 nations are mostly developed and wealthy, wha'dya expect?


Engineers when trying to compare disparate information may look to find some way(s) to normalise the data, to put it on a more even footing. The two most stand out elements in this data set for me are wealth and population. The wealth side of things is the basis for a PhD project, so, I'll concentrate on the population issue. As before, I found the countries' population from worldpopulationreview.com/countries/, and those not there I picked out from Google searches. The exception to this is the population of Cyprus, for which I took Philip D's number.

The medals standing seriatim looks to be based on most to least golds, then likewise silver and to bronze. So, dividing through by population in millions and sorting as described above, gives the following table:

Population
Trad placng
Tot-gold
Tot-silver
Tot-bronze
1
0.1
19
GRN
10.00
0.00
10.00
2
0.1
20
KIR
10.00
0.00
0.00
3
5.3
4
SCO
3.58
2.83
3.58
4
2.8
10
JAM
3.57
1.43
2.86
5
4.5
6
NZL
3.11
3.11
3.78
6
0.8
14
CYP
2.50
5.00
2.50
7
23.3
2
AUS
2.10
1.80
1.97
8
3
13
WAL
1.67
3.67
6.67
9
5.3
11
SIN
1.51
0.94
0.75
10
1.8
15
NIR
1.11
1.67
3.89
11
56.1
1
ENG
1.03
1.05
1.02
12
35.2
3
CAN
0.91
0.45
0.97
13
2
20
BOT
0.50
0.00
0.00
14
7.4
16
PNG
0.27
0.00
0.00
15
52.9
7
RSA
0.25
0.19
0.32
16
44.6
9
KEN
0.22
0.22
0.11
17
29.8
12
MAS
0.20
0.23
0.20
18
173.6
8
NGR
0.06
0.06
0.08
19
22.4
17
CMR
0.04
0.13
0.13
20
37.8
18
UGA
0.03
0.00
0.11
21
1255.7
5
IND
0.01
0.02
0.02
22
0.009
29
NRU
0.00
111.11
0.00
23
0.09
29
IOM
0.00
11.11
0.00
24
0.2
24
SAM
0.00
10.00
5.00
25
0.4
24
BAH
0.00
5.00
2.50
26
1.3
22
TTO
0.00
2.31
3.85
27
1.2
27
MRI
0.00
0.83
0.83
28
2.3
26
NAM
0.00
0.43
0.87
29
21.3
29
SRI
0.00
0.05
0.00
30
26
27
MOZ
0.00
0.04
0.04
31
183.8
23
PAK
0.00
0.02
0.01
32
157.2
29
BAN
0.00
0.01
0.00
33
0.2
35
LCA
0.00
0.00
5.00
34
0.3
35
BAR
0.00
0.00
3.33
35
0.9
35
FIJ
0.00
0.00
1.11
36
14.5
33
ZAM
0.00
0.00
0.14
37
26
33
GHA
0.00
0.00
0.08

Looks surprisingly similar to the one I did on the 28th. In terms of weight punching, the less populous, developed nations KO the larger by some margin. With one exception, the top 10 nations have a population of 5.3 million or less. The exception, as was the case on the 28th, is Oz, double good on them.


Well behind Oz, England and Canada lead the charge for the larger nations (30 million and more) by a sizable margin with a gold score of c. 1+/- pm with their nearest challengers being half that. These two being perhaps the wealthiest countries left in the table.

The countries of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and England, all did pretty well. However, on a gold per head basis: Scotland - 3.6 golds/ million Scots, Wales – 1.7 golds/million Welsh, Northern Ireland – 1.1 golds/ million Nor'n Irish, and finally England – 1/million English. 

Well that looks a bit different from the gushing guff we've been getting from our BBC outpost in Scotland crew. England may have had a great medal haul but as a nation they were the poorest at punching their weight. They got their bumps felt. Think if I was His High Excellency Grand Sports Poo-Baa Coe, I'd be wondering where the failure was in the sporting systems in England - definitely not in their athletes. Or, maybe he's just good at going around in circles, and being dismissive of Scotland. 

Super well done to Granada and Kiribati, in my view the winners of the 2014 Commonwealth Games.

Well done Scotland, a great games and a great result!

(As a matter of interest if the medal table was arranged in order of total medals, then on a population basis, the standings would be: Wales #4, Scotland #8, Northern Ireland #12 & England #18 – well done Wales in that case.)

Obviously, the traditional medal standings favour the larger nations and by inspection the wealthier ones too. But across one set of nations with broadly similar wealth, sporting culture, much of the same sporting environment opportunities, the smaller nations kick arse.


In my last wee note I was pretty scathing about the scunner BBC Scotland for letting themselves be invaded and subjecting us to that crew.

Sad Sack that I am, I wondered why BBC Scotland couldn't put together a decent commentary crew. Sure, put in a few non-Scots to add flavour and experience but why not? John Beattie easily could have carried it off as the leader of. Hugh Dan could have given us a bit of the Gaelic for those that have it and for colour for those of us who only have enough gaelic to order decent whiskey. BUT, then it struck me.....

was it as simple as

                                                                    they were
        scared

                                                                        someone unreliable might,

                                    on live TV

                                                                                                   to half the world,

that half which had
                                                shed the shackles of colonialism

            said

                                            YES,

                                                            its TIME.

Enough of the BS

                                                                    let's do it...............


Sunday, 3 August 2014

YES: THIS IS FAT SUIT

This may, or may not, be your kind of music (it's a kind of jazz, a bit like the Brecker Brothers). But give it a listen if you have the time. It's kind of chilled. Fat Suit are from Glasgow and, as you can see from the photograph, they have a positive message. They are also very talented musicians.

And while we are talking music, don't forget this beauty, from The Libations, raising money for the hungry victims of the devil incarnate, Iain Duncan Smith. 

Saturday, 2 August 2014

World’s Largest Oil Field NOT Found - The Mystery Surrounding the Prime Minister's Shetland Visit

I thought you might enjoy this little chippy article that I found on the net from the good people at OilandGasPeople.com and the YES Highlands and Islands folk. The illustrations are Munguin's, because obviously the whole thing is a huge secret and MI17.2 has destroyed all evidence of him ever being anywhere that day.
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Speculation is growing in the Oil Industry that there was more to the UK Prime Ministers recent secret visit to Shetland than has been released. The Facebook page of YES Highlands and Islands has released the following article that has gone viral on-line.

PLEASE DO NOT SHARE - EMBARGO UNTIL 19/09/14

WORLD'S LARGEST OIL FIELD NOT FOUND


You may remember the Prime Minister came to visit Shetland under the tightest secrecy ever seen in Shetland last week and the national press knew nothing about it. Nor the local press.

Buster was there as he landed at the airport at 1623 of course to take photos.

Mr Cameron came to Shetland to say absolutely nothing about anything and allowed the local media 6 minutes of questions.

Which he did not answer.

Now you are all wondering why the PM made a very rushed, and hugely expensive trip to the Shetland Oils, missing his cabinet meeting, and just making it back to Glasgow for the Games.

You're not?

Well you should be.

Because his haste was nothing to do with wanting to see us. He did make one tiny announcement about energy in which Scots could save £46 per annum but he could have put out a press release from No 10 about that.

Energy. Mmmmmmm? Black gold?

As luck would have it, Buster was flying his drone around the West of Shetland oilfields recently when he noticed something strange.

A drilling rig, definitely not on contract to BP, and not near the Clair Field did not suddenly de-man and send all the workers home and they are not on full pay.

Nor did he overhear the rig manager say "Come back in September and don't speak to any wee ginger cats or your sacked."

The rig did not discover "sweet oil", the most highly-prized stuff for turning into petroleum spirit, nor was it in shallower water than the normal 150m some of the other Clair oil is lurking at.

Nor did it find it in quantities so large that "biggest" and "world" could be used in the same sentence.

Mr Cameron did not request the oil companies keep this massive wealth hidden from the Scottish electorate until after the referendum.

He would never do that.

Just like Westminster didn't before the last referendum.
 


We're sorry we have absolutely no news for you about the vast oil and gas reserves not found in the Atlantic but when we do hear anything you'll be the first to know.


Editorial Note: There is no truth in the matter that following last year's heavy investment investment, oil production is set to soar over the next few years.

Friday, 1 August 2014

SNAPS FOR SATURDAY (with fewer photographs for those with short attention spans, Niko)



Now that's a nice thought...
But they said we'd never see Dr Who again?
Hmmm... that lasted at least all of the first day and
possibly into the second
This is serious. It's what they did to us, and will do again.
The reincarnation of Lord George of Dancing in the Gutter
Ils ont dit OUI!
They keep on shooting themselves in the foot
The Upper Classes own England (and it's possessions)
How strange that they seem not to understand the economics of the situation.
We all know some...
Logic hasn't really ever been high on Ukok's list of attributes
No longer paying for this lot would be a blessing,
worth it all on it's own.

And now for some cheering stuff

Start of the Festival
We've got a unique capital
Beautiful beyond belief
We've got a good Games going on...
and two lovely Cabinet Secretaries
And people are Yessing... in the Cook Islands
...In Skye...
...in Santiago de Compostela
Munguin's Private Jet!


In an exclusive turn of events, several anonymous sources have advised us about strange going ons in the Clair field near Shetland. A few days ago we were made aware that contractors working for BP were stood down after obtaining the results of the latest test drilling statistics. While the source refused to name the actual test drilling rig, other sources of information point to it being in the Clair field. It was said that the test results “far exceeded expectations”.

We have had other information that contractors have in fact been sent home on full pay just after receiving these results and that they were advised that they would not be recalled until after the referendum. All of this happened just shortly before Prime Minister David Cameron became the first Prime Minister to visit Shetland in 34 years. His visit was shrouded in secrecy and up until he was snapped by a photographer getting off the plane had been denied altogether.

We put questions to BP’s press office.

In an email to Yes International the BP Group press officer said “we don't comment on individual test results”.  He went on to say that this week “Our CEO made the positive point during our 2Q results this week that the company has just given the go–ahead for a 6th appraisal well on Greater Clair.”

“We intend to invest billions in the area in the coming years” – BP Source

We also contacted other sources who described the results as “above expected” and “a job for life”.

The number 10 press office declined to answer our emails.