Showing posts with label Liz Kendall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Liz Kendall. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 September 2015

SARTORIAL ELEGANCE WILL NOT BE LOST TO LABOUR IF MR CORBYN WINS

Scotland's one and only Labour MP, and the party's Scottish spokesman, Ian Murray, who said a few weeks ago that he didn't know if he would be able to serve under Jeremy Corbyn, has decided (now that Corbyn looks like winning), that he CAN indeed serve under the man.

Bless him, he says it's because he feels that the need a strong Scottish voice in the Labour shadow cabinet. Not that Corbyn would have a massive choice of Scottish representation. I can't help thinking it's more likely that he wants to hold on to his job!

If Mr Murray had decided to stick with his doubts, Corbyn might have be obliged to do what Farron on the Liberals has done, and invite his Scottish leader, Kez Dugdale, to serve in his shadow team as spokeswoman on Scotland.

The leadership race has now been run, controversies and all, but the results are still not known. Mr Murray wants Yvette Cooper to win, and while that's not impossible, it is looking less and less likely by the day, as this betting information shows.

To Be Next Labour Leader Odds

Bet365BetfairBetfredBetVictorBoylesportsCoralLadbrokesPaddy PowerSkyBetWilliam Hill
Jeremy Corbyn1/71/71/61/61/61/71/71/61/71/6
Yvette Cooper15/213/27/16/17/113/27/16/17/113/2
Andy Burnham9/19/19/18/110/19/110/19/110/18/1
Liz Kendall150/1150/1100/1100/1150/1125/1100/1100/1200/1100/1

For your information, the details of how the voting works and the timetable is as follows. We'll know at 11.30 on Saturday.

  • Candidates: Andy BurnhamYvette CooperJeremy CorbynLiz Kendall
  • Voting deadline was midday on Thursday, 10 September
  • When will the winner be announced? At a special conference on Saturday 12 September
  • Conference timings: It begins at 11:00 BST, with the result of Labour's deputy leadership election announced first. At 11:30, the winner of the leadership contest will be unveiled; they will then make a short acceptance speech. In both cases, round-by-round details of voting will be made available to show how each winner emerged
  • How does the voting system work? Voters rank candidates in order of preference. If no candidate wins more than 50% of the votes in the first round, the person in last place drops out and their supporters' second preference votes are reallocated to the other candidates. This process continues until the candidate with the most accumulated votes wins.
    They dragged out some frightful old relics to warn that Corbyn would make the Labour party into a socialist party, appealing to the working classes... OMG what a nightmare scenario.

Monday, 31 August 2015

B IS FOR BLAIR; WHAT IS W FOR?

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS, PLEASE!
And we know what that feels like, don't we?
And you shall be known by the company you keep.
W is for....

When Blair had yet another go at Corbyn this week, you had to wonder what he thought he was likely to achieve, apart from it being noticeable, as the first illustration points out, that he has criticised Corbyn far more than he has criticised Cameron, Osborne or IDS.

There are undoubtedly still a few Blair fans left in the Labour Party hierarchy in London; Liz Kendall seems to be their cheerleader. But surely most people dislike and distrust the ex prime minister who won't open the fridge without demanding a 5 figure sum, and who works for some of the world's most unlikeable heads of government, because they pay big bucks for advice from him on how to be a bastard and get away with it.

I'd have thought that anyone who was prepared to listen to a word Blair says wouldn't be even considering voting for Corbyn, and likewise anyone who would consider voting for Corbyn would probably rather chew their own foot off than take advice from the butcher of Baghdad.

He's a bright man. Politically savvy. Why doesn't he just have to good sense to shut his mouth and go make some more money somewhere? Anywhere...just keep his head down until it's over.

Doesn't he know he's no longer just not an asset to the Labour Party; he's a massive liability?

Just out of interest, someone noticed and pointed out on Twitter that he has, among his wrinkles, a distinctive "W" on his forehead.

I wonder what that stands for.

Monday, 17 August 2015

THOUGHTS TO THINK ON TUESDAY

It could be funny, if it were not true.
It's a thought...
Yep, we moved out of the 19th century some time ago
So, remind me, where is the difference?
Remember that we are a Christian country.
We know this because Cameron and the Queen have told us so.
It's small wonder there is racial hatred, isn;t it?
That's radical, right-wing, billionaire sociopaths!
We don't want 200,000 new members unless they
agree do what Mr Blair tells them.
Caring and loving Kendall?
Disabled people are ordinary people you witless muppet!
Sorry. Mr Miliband was just out of shot there.
But we did manage to get this miserable tight wad git.
The deal seems to be that  for these cretins that
if you can't see poor people and their misery, then they
don't exist. The podgy one with the boozer's red face musta
have been absent the day they did that part of the  course.
Always a good choice to pick a good mate you've given a K
to investigate whether you are a murdering bastard or not.
What was it this oddball said about narrow nationalism? 
You and Brown and a whole pile of other shamed and disgraced self servers.
For that reason, if no other, I hope Corbyn sweeps the board.
The Hague is beautiful in the autumn.

Sunday, 16 August 2015

THERE IS SOMEONE EVEN LESS POPULAR THAN GORDON BROWN!

It's interesting that, according to an article in the Independent tomorrow, the two big guns that have been wheeled out to put Corbyn down are far less popular than Corbyn himself.

Corbyn would decrease Labour's chance of winning an election by 10%, but Blair would decrease their chances by 43% and Brown by 45%! Horrific results by comparison. 

Of course the real horror of the Labour party would be the last leader! Ed would decrease their vote by 50%!

Horrifyingly, arch Blairout and all round bad fellow, David Miliband, would increase their chances of winning by 11%. The man is all but a Tory.

What's happened to their internal intelligence? Surely someone must have been aware that Gordon Brown is the kiss of death, so why did they haul him out of his retirement in Los Angeles to run a marathon back and forwards on the stage in London today...?

Answers on a postcard.