SNAPS ON SATURDAY

British broadcasters say to would be too complicated having
a lot of leaders for debates. Irish ones seem to manage that.
Probably they are just cleverer.

We'll give you this day your daily vintage champagne.
Sod the tax payers.

Or maybe it could feed its kids?
No. I suppose that's a silly socialist  idea!
Sorry, I brought it up.

Obviously.

Then they demanded that the SNP do set up a fund for the oil capital.
They didn't think it worthwhile to set up a fund for any
other area of the country suffering.

Tax fiddler Thatcher. Just like Gary Barlow, you'll not hear Osborne decrying her.

You know it makes sense.

She stared lovingly into the side of his head as he looked in the opposite direction.
And, on this occasion, who could blame him?
Is this not the most nauseating photograph of the last year?

Don't believe you. You up for a peerage for suggesting it?

Oops Tories. You've been caught out lying. Again!

I wonder how this creepy woman came by a damehood?

George is on it... unfortunately, the debt, not the bomb.

Probably the wrong thing to have a go at FMQs about...
given that under the funding available from the UK, Scotland
is doing the best of the four nations.

Is there anything even vaguely socialist in their agenda?

Margaret Hilda Miliband

Ha ha... you know we were only joking
We didn't mean a word of it.
That Blair McDougall made it up.

BONUS PIC 

(COZ YOU'VE BEEN GOOD THIS WEEK)

There is nothing like a dame.
Don't say I'm not good to you.
If you behave we'll get John Major to pose next week!