|Except Better Together, of course|
|In the good old days of Alistair Darling we |
used to queue like this outside Northern Rock
|Dreadful, because we wouldn't be sharing it in solidarity with the UK... |
just the way the UK shares its wealth with, for example, Burkina Faso
|No Alistair, it seems your god let you down...but you should never trust in money|
|To any reasonable person, it's a bit obvious|
|Oh Nickie, you don't seriously want me to answer that do you?|
|Hmmm. well it seems he would!|
|Look at that Wisteria on the chimney pots... have it taken down.|
The plebs are paying.
|We wish you a...Well, we wish you... No..we just wish...|
|Remember the botox skin of a few years ago?|
Now even the make-up doesn't cover the debauched look.
Too much free booze, Wrinkles?
|What does one do once one has put milk in it, Mr Pleb?|
EAT IT??? Without truffles?
You have to be joking.
|And there's a new hydro plant to be built at Spean Bridge|
|No, you're right, we could never manage without the money from England|
and the brains of Gideon.
|She is likely to be mistaken for the entrance to the underground car park|
if she is not careful
Let's get to it then guys...