RANDOM THOUGHTS

SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS....

Audition for a horror film?

The speech sounded like Tony Blair, or his people, wrote it.

It's pretty logical, isn't it?

However, because British Bombs are dropped with British Values, they won't cause any problems at all. And they are so clever, these bombs, that they know not to kill innocent children.

Or peace, really?

People say the Qur'an is full of violence and hate, and there's a lot of that in it, but no so much as in the Bible, it seems.

Syria: Not going to win any tourist prizes, is it?
Bound to make them tow the line though, huh?
I mean it would work here wouldn't it?

Well, of course it wasn't. Christians don't kill millions of Jews, disabled people, homosexuals nor do they idealise exclusively blond super people, but it's worth remembering that when muddle headed morons like Trump demonise all Muslims. "You ain't no Muslim, bro".
Someone might have said to Hitler: "Sie sind kein Christ, Bruder"

Not-so-smart bombs, clearly dropped by anyone other
than Mr Fallon's team.

Led by the BBC. That bastion of decency and fairness.
How are the charter renewal negotiations with the English Culture Secretary going? 

That's a thought...

That's the kind of face you get, if you lived the kind of life he led.

Serves the bastard right.

Oh ...and veterans have been protesting about the war by throwing their medals back at Downing Street, but strangely, there appears to have been very little coverage of it on the BBC. (As I don't watch tv, I've relied on Twitter for this information. But I've checked and there is nothing in their website at the time of writing).

Medals returned to Downing Street...

MIDWEEK MIX

WARNING: ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING PHOTOGRAPHS MAY REQUIRE YOU TO HAVE A RECEPTACLE CLOSE AT HAND  (VOMIT FOR THE CATCHING OF)

Just like the Games.
We help pay for theirs and we pay for our own ourselves.

Well, you can't really argue with it.

All's well that ends well then, Yer Maj.

Seriously, what a way to run a country!

The answer to the second question us "YES"

Yes, embarrassing though it is, what's underneath you is your problem.

Evil 

I did warn you that you might need a pail.

Another pile of evil, of a different sort

None then, I expect is the answer.
Another DWP parasite.

MHAIRI'S SUPERB MAIDEN SPEECH

So who, apart from the Tories, could knock this speech?

It was, as custom dictates, respectful in every way to her predecessor, Douglas Alexander, both for the work he did in the constituency, and for the way that he graciously accepted his defeat. 

It talked about her constituency and its attributes including its distinction of being William Wallace's birthplace!... Of course she mentioned its high level of poverty and deprivation. 

It discussed the way that people who have already been dealt a poor hand in life have been driven, by the Tory and Liberal government, to a point where they have lost all dignity and broken down crying with utter frustration and misery.

It pointed out that there is one set of rules for ordinary people and one set for the elite, like MPs. Mhairi is 20. She earns over £40,000 a year. Either of these facts would disqualify her from entitlement to subsidised housing (Housing Benefit), were she not one of the chosen few.

The speech praised one of the Labour Party's (and Mhairi's) heroes, Tony Benn, (incidentally a man violently opposed to Scottish independence), dating from back in the day when Labour was a socialist party. 

Finally it pointed out the indisputable fact that in the UK parliament, the SNP and the Labour party should be working together against the policies of the Tories, and it offered the hand of friendship to the Labour benches. 

Through it all there was sadness and humour and most of all, honesty.  

Can you seriously imagine that a genuine Labour supporter could criticise this speech?

No?

And yet... Duncan Hothersall did. 

How, you would be entitled to ask, could he be so small?

SUNDAY'S SNAPS

From the mouth of the man who said all the "right" people approved of
his appointment as chief of staff. The Far right people, he means.
Most of the left of centre think he's a disaster.

Can't really blame her. She just says whatever has been put into
her vacant head by the leadership.
Never mind that it is diametrically opposed to the last thing she said.

Anything to save the British Establishment.
Gordon End of Boom and Bust Brown and
David Broke Britain Cameron.

A pig in a poke with Labour.

We know this. We can't tell their policies apart.

If you're young, don't vote Labour, unless you have a filthy rich daddy
who can support you because you never know when you are going to need help in this life.

His kids will, of course, be OK.

Wooops... Be careful what you wish for!

Hilarious answer... If you espouse Tory policies, then get
 them to pay for them.
Dont expect ordinary workers to keep you in champagne.

Nah, maybe not.

Problem solved.

Yes, they surely did.

Yes Tony. He is a lying sack of excrement and the sooner he's
in the Hague, the sooner we'll be happy.

We'll never forget the man who ruined Labour
left us with two Tory parties and
made £60 million for himself while doing it.

Jim takes his wife to Labour Party Rally.
How many members you got now, Jim?

Ahhh mr Muddle joining, is he?

Yes, I think you probably are better together.
You all believe the same anyway.

Sounds like the Jim I've heard so much about.
No wonder he was close to Tony Blair.