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| Quite right too. The poor souls hardly get by. And they do such sterling work. I was listening to their farmyard impressions at PMQs today. They should all have parts in a circus. |
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| Good idea, and then the people who are unemployed and don't live in towns won't be able to go for jobs. And those with sick /elderly relatives won't be able to provide transport for them or go to shops, and those who are only out of work for a few weeks will have to sell their cars and start again when they get jobs. Just how moronic do you have to be to get into UKIP? Is Stephen Hammond thick enough? |
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| I'm sure you will get your reward in hell, Smith. There's a cheering thought. |
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| Yep, you're all jolly good Eton sorts. How much did you get for your mother, Dave? |
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| Maybe that idiot Donohoe was right. Maybe there's a Russian sub trundling up past the BBC right now, but the blinds are down and no-one is answering the phone in Manchester, so they can't get permission to open them and we'll never know... unless Spud is out for another run? |
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| If it worked it might be worth the hell we are going through. But it doesn't work, except of course for the likes of the grasping chubby idiot in the top picture. |
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| And Margaret Thatcher/John Major were all the fault of the SNP. |
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| Vinegar Mags says they were voting to balance the books. 30 billion pounds to wipe out the £1.5 trillion black hole? Give me strength, Mags. I expect you'll give your pay rise (if you're re-elected) to the local food bank? |
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| So what, they will say, they are only Scots... We'd never be stupid enough to have the bombs anywhere near our cities! |
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| My granny has always said that up to 40 you have the face you were born with. After 40 you get the face you've earned. This must have been Thatcher at 41! |
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| Your country needs you, Gordon. So, if you see this report to your boss right away. he wishes to make use of you again. |
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| The Captain of the Titanic wasn't named Cameron, was he? |
