|Union Jackie Bird plays Nursemaid|
|Tessy is watching you... |
Bring back Big Brother!
|If only they bothered about the people who survived...|
|Bang on Harry. Give Cameron a gun.|
|Because they really don't give a damn.|
|Unless they know that half the country is watching them on the telly, in which case they care with passion.|
|Mr Corbyn is off to the palace at long last to become a rt hon.|
|And the queen says he doesn't have to get down on his knees.|
Clearly she's happy about this lack of respect for her majesty.
|And then there was this zoomer...|
|The English Health Service is collapsing on his watch.|
|Ern no, Mike. We have to have a leadership that listens to the voters.|
The parliamentary party and their families won't get Labour elected.
|Mon conseil pour vous: Arrêter de parler anglais.|
|Yep, that sums up the mess.|
I spared you another photograph of Jackie Baillie,
because I'm nice that way.