"In a shock discovery by BBC staff, Prime Minister David Cameron's profile has been found on Grindr..."
Those not in the know should google grindr, although, perhaps not at work.
PS: I didn't find it on the BBC, although if reports about typical BBC staff members (so to speak) are true, many of them probably have grindr profiles anyway.
PPS: I don't have grindr because its filthy! (And it only works on ithings. But also because its FILTHY!)
I wondered about that when I posted it, John, but on the basis that Mrs Niko has been enjoying a full house with you at the bingo (it's a long way to go to play bingo), I'm assuming that Niko doesn't much get excited any more!!
So, Niko, what you are saying is that Mr B has a really good body, although his head leaves much to be desired...
...I heard it was the other way round myself, but you should never trust gossip in the islands, specially when it is in Gaelic and you can't understand it...:)
I see Alex has decreed after Independence he will create the ASBBC
The Alex Salmond Broadcasting Corporation
Showing only snp sanctioned programmes following the snp party guidelines. but run by Murdochs sky corporation as was agreed in the Quid pro quo agreement Alex made for the sun support.
When asked if it would be all in Gaelic Alex replied- What the feck for only half a dozen nob heads speak let alone understand it.
'Who controls the past,' ran the snp Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'
All rulers in all ages have tried to impose a false view of the world upon their followers.
If you want a picture of the snp future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.
(Niko wondered, as he had many times wondered before, whether he himself was a lunatic. Perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one.)
I saw that too... It's very scary. He's a big bad man is that nasty Mr Salmond, but don't worry, Harry Potter, played by Johann Lamont, (coz Daniel's busy), will bring his or her magic wand and Professor McGonnigal (George ffoulkes, coz Maggie's doing Downton) will turn into a bottle of whisky and everything will be OK.
Now you just calm down and we'll get nurse to bring you a nice sleeping tablet, and tomorrow the sun will shine and you'll have forgotten your nasty nightmare of a fat man talking Gaelic.
Phew... Guys...I think from now on, no one should go into Niko's room without an armed guard...
Thank goodness we still have Cameron's nuclear weapons...
I wouldn't be too sure about the nukes belonging to Dave Tris. As I said in your latest piece it looks like that everything is falling into place for an attack on Syria. When Obama says jump Dave asks how high!
I reckon with Obama threatening changes on the political front with Syria, the undertones of the threats are there for all to see. Behave or we attack.
With the accusation from Obama that Syria has chemical weapons then it would not surprise me for him to threaten Syria with our (British) nukes, after all as we all know we can't fire our own nukes anyway, the Americans keep hold of all the launch codes!
Anything is possible, but I suspect that it will be a conventional attack on Syria. America may need Dave's nukes for Iran if Israel is daft enough to attack Teheran.
Ate your probably right Tris. We can't forget that Israel is the unknown quantity in the whole Middle East scenario. They do rend to have a bit of a track record in going off on one against quite a few of their neighbours.
In fairness to them, it must be a bit frightening to be surrounded by countries that would be happy to see you swept into the sea.
On the other hand, if they tried to be a little less fractious, and treated Palestine with just a tiny bit of respect, then maybe they wouldn't be so roundly hated.
Hee Haw.
ReplyDeleteHee Haw.
Hee Haw. :lol:
Arbroath
ReplyDeleteAlways had you down as a bit of a donkey.
See David Cameron has botoxed his body as well as his coupon...
ReplyDeleteHope Niko does not get over-excited!
ReplyDeleteFound this on the BBC:
ReplyDelete"In a shock discovery by BBC staff, Prime Minister David Cameron's profile has been found on Grindr..."
Those not in the know should google grindr, although, perhaps not at work.
PS: I didn't find it on the BBC, although if reports about typical BBC staff members (so to speak) are true, many of them probably have grindr profiles anyway.
PPS: I don't have grindr because its filthy! (And it only works on ithings. But also because its FILTHY!)
;-)
I wondered about that when I posted it, John, but on the basis that Mrs Niko has been enjoying a full house with you at the bingo (it's a long way to go to play bingo), I'm assuming that Niko doesn't much get excited any more!!
ReplyDeleteI Googled it, and I can see why you maybe wouldn't want to do it at work.
ReplyDeleteIt kinda occurred to me that thick as he is, even Camergoon wouldn't be daft enough to put his real profile on that site. Or would he.?
Anyway, if he wears that awful pair of briefs he wouldn't ever get a click! I'd soon go commando than wear them!
I would NEVER have thought that you'd have anything filthy on your computer, Pa, so don't worry... :)
tris
ReplyDeleteThat pic puts a really good body on Camerons ugly head...he has a flabby untoned bod with a big pair of moobs.
some what a twin of brownlie
So, Niko, what you are saying is that Mr B has a really good body, although his head leaves much to be desired...
ReplyDelete...I heard it was the other way round myself, but you should never trust gossip in the islands, specially when it is in Gaelic and you can't understand it...:)
I don't think Niko can make up his mind which cheek he would like to smack.
ReplyDeletetris
ReplyDeleteI see Alex has decreed after Independence he will create the ASBBC
The Alex Salmond Broadcasting Corporation
Showing only snp sanctioned programmes following the snp party guidelines. but run by Murdochs sky corporation as was agreed in the Quid pro quo agreement Alex made for the sun support.
When asked if it would be all in Gaelic Alex replied- What the feck for only half a dozen nob heads speak let alone understand it.
'Who controls the past,' ran the snp Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'
All rulers in all ages have tried to impose a false view of the world upon their followers.
If you want a picture of the snp future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.
(Niko wondered, as he had many times wondered before, whether he himself was a lunatic. Perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one.)
It's always a hard choice to make, CH...
ReplyDeleteYeah Niko...
ReplyDeleteI saw that too... It's very scary. He's a big bad man is that nasty Mr Salmond, but don't worry, Harry Potter, played by Johann Lamont, (coz Daniel's busy), will bring his or her magic wand and Professor McGonnigal (George ffoulkes, coz Maggie's doing Downton) will turn into a bottle of whisky and everything will be OK.
Now you just calm down and we'll get nurse to bring you a nice sleeping tablet, and tomorrow the sun will shine and you'll have forgotten your nasty nightmare of a fat man talking Gaelic.
Phew... Guys...I think from now on, no one should go into Niko's room without an armed guard...
Thank goodness we still have Cameron's nuclear weapons...
I wouldn't be too sure about the nukes belonging to Dave Tris. As I said in your latest piece it looks like that everything is falling into place for an attack on Syria. When Obama says jump Dave asks how high!
ReplyDeleteI reckon with Obama threatening changes on the political front with Syria, the undertones of the threats are there for all to see. Behave or we attack.
With the accusation from Obama that Syria has chemical weapons then it would not surprise me for him to threaten Syria with our (British) nukes, after all as we all know we can't fire our own nukes anyway, the Americans keep hold of all the launch codes!
Anything is possible, but I suspect that it will be a conventional attack on Syria. America may need Dave's nukes for Iran if Israel is daft enough to attack Teheran.
ReplyDeleteAte your probably right Tris. We can't forget that Israel is the unknown quantity in the whole Middle East scenario. They do rend to have a bit of a track record in going off on one against quite a few of their neighbours.
ReplyDeleteIn fairness to them, it must be a bit frightening to be surrounded by countries that would be happy to see you swept into the sea.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, if they tried to be a little less fractious, and treated Palestine with just a tiny bit of respect, then maybe they wouldn't be so roundly hated.