|That's a bit more like it.|
|Booing good; clapping bad.|
|Where does he represent...? Lancashire? No?|
Oh yes, Sussex! Silly me.
|I'm gonna have a key cut for them so they can look into my|
stuff without breaking down the door.
|The death of the Welfare State.|
|Probably felt that he hadn't hurt enough people|
|Try not to vomit.|
|That's what the UK is.|
|And this is what Scotland could be.|
|Of course the BBC doesn't want us to know too much about it lest|
we should break out in an uncontrolled bout of clapping.
|I wish they'd put me in charge of reducing costs there.|
|That would be me with the royal finances.|
|Trust Private Eye.|
|Ah, but Greece isn't a bank, silly, and almost none of them went to Eton.|
|Ooooops, sorry Mr Duncan Smith. I must have misheard the instruction.|
Happy Journey, Bon Voyage.
|Just in case any of us needs a reminder. People are still starving, even if, according|
to Cameron, "Britain is Back".
|Oh look, some of the the most successful countries seem to |
work the fewest hours! And maybe the Greeks aren't quite as lazy
as the right wing press has labelled them
|Can't have the voices of people being heard. Where would it all lead?|
|Recurring theme here...|