DON'T BOTHER FEEDING THE KIDS: SECURE YOUR PLACE ON THE SECURITY COUNCIL INSTEAD

After all, I dare say Osborne's kids aren't going to go without food, nor are Cameron nor Willie the prince's,  so why waste money on children's food when you could be ensuring perfect facilities for your weapons of mass destruction and securing your place at the top table so you can carry on the pretence that you matter. 

Mind you, I think that the notion that Scotland will be a part of the UK in 2067 is beyond farcical and if I'm right you'll have to find a new place to store your murderous junk, because it sure as hell won't be here.

I suspect in any case, that nuclear submarines may well be a thing of the past long before that. 

They will look back at the dockyard, and how they will laugh at you.

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