tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post5026288630466896848..comments2023-12-20T19:39:29.865+00:00Comments on Munguin's Republic: BON VOYAGE YOUR MAJESTY: WE'RE JUST STAYING AT HOME THIS YEAR, THANKSMunguinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16475165830302054002noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-76941601019094989922010-07-30T00:09:14.117+01:002010-07-30T00:09:14.117+01:00Anthracite.... splendid... I am flattered beyond m...Anthracite.... splendid... I am flattered beyond measure...<br /><br />I'm sure we can find a way to change your name without having to go for the nuclear option!<br /><br />Go to bed now.... ... that's a royal command!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-61222513202278793352010-07-30T00:01:53.452+01:002010-07-30T00:01:53.452+01:00Sir, you are tue anthracite. (All fire and no smok...Sir, you are tue anthracite. (All fire and no smoke.)<br /><br />There can be no hired praise from even half a Welshman, like me.<br /><br />Changing the subject (I'm dog tired after a hard day so please understand that this might be the product of weariness) but "Denverthen" confuses me. I regret opting for a sobriquet that recalls an American city I haven't even seen, let alone lived in, for 30 years. I still don't know what possessed me to type that into the thing when I started my blog.<br /><br />Much as I value a reasonable level of online anonymity, as I'm sure you do too, "Denverthen" has become a bit of a pain in the arse, frankly. It just seems so nerdy but I just do not know how to get rid of it. Maybe the nuclear option (start again).<br /><br />I ramble. Good night, Your Majesty.Jon Lishmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07272058035800593800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-49638511987060913732010-07-29T23:32:09.786+01:002010-07-29T23:32:09.786+01:00Oh lordy Denv... that's too complex for me... ...Oh lordy Denv... that's too complex for me... wiis and plumbing and depths all in one sentence is surely a record even for you... But yes. I know where my place is, and it sure as hell ain't making jokes... so you have the floor my good man. Do with it that which you will!!<br /><br />Yes, I was rather pleased with my 'whole silly system' speech which sadly until you noticed it went erm.... unnoticed.<br /><br />I'm delighted to be mined, but I hazard to warn you that for every lump of burnable coal there were tons of dross. (I draw for my example on the coal mining industry... what with you being one of the Welsh Denverthens....as opposed to the Cornish ones who were inclined to be a little Stannum offish!)<br /><br />Oh no. I promised I wouldn't do any more stand up, even if it relied on classics for its punch line!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-91313852367506778072010-07-29T23:04:06.498+01:002010-07-29T23:04:06.498+01:00Do bother.
My failure to notice your side-splitt...Do bother. <br /><br />My failure to notice your side-splitting pun which I missed ("Royal Wii" indeed! It does have an historically salient plumbing dimension as well, in the Victoriana sense, mind, so ten out of ten for depth. But, you know, leave it to us jesters in future, my liege) made me look back through your responses. <br /><br />That was a useful thing because I re-read this gem what you spoke in response to my drivel, and it's well worth repeating:<br /><br />"...the whole silly system is the cause of the whole silly system not working."<br /><br />Not just logical, that, but universally applicable - and wise too. Potentially an epigraph.<br /><br />See, that's why I like your blog. I can mine it (mining being in my genes, of course...ask half my male ancestors - if you know how to do a seance).<br /><br />Seriously though, that was a great observation, at least in the opinion of this internet serf. I shall read more attentively in future - and in anticipation.Jon Lishmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07272058035800593800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-62316660629612224212010-07-29T22:30:09.731+01:002010-07-29T22:30:09.731+01:00LOL.... idiot vassal, but amusing one for all that...LOL.... idiot vassal, but amusing one for all that... you might make court jester yet!!<br /><br /><br />(I'm only saying that beause I can't think of anything clever to say: I wore myself out with the "Royal Wii" joke above, that no one commented on... baaaa. Why do I bother!!??!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-4564168430640135082010-07-29T22:27:16.708+01:002010-07-29T22:27:16.708+01:00*speechless*
That's not a garden, that's...*speechless* <br /><br />That's not a garden, that's "grounds". I knew it: Old Righty is one of them nobles. I'm surrounded by them! (Virtually.)<br /><br />All I've got is a few feet of growing earth, a bit of tired lawn and a shed full of tools I don't need. It seems I am but a vassal of you landed gentry and your ilk. And a pretty empty one at that. Must be why I make so much noise (empty vassals tend to).<br /><br />Lol? Er, okay. I'll get my coat...Jon Lishmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07272058035800593800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-40758705643458176042010-07-29T21:41:01.169+01:002010-07-29T21:41:01.169+01:00nah... a bag of spuds will and some tasty fresh to...nah... a bag of spuds will and some tasty fresh tomatoes will do the trick nicely ta... and I'll get Isolde to peel them for the royal repast... seeing you've talked me into keeping my own name.<br /><br />Btw....If you're a gardener, you should have a look at the photos on Old Rightie's site. I'd give my back teeth for his garden!!<br /><br />http://picasaweb.google.com/oldrighties/MrsORSGarden#5479701529738626258Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-18805323937565602302010-07-29T21:28:43.836+01:002010-07-29T21:28:43.836+01:00"Good King Dub". Like the sound of that,..."Good King Dub". Like the sound of that, despite its alarmingly Garage music overtones.<br /><br />King Tristan. Hmm. I was too focused on the worn out tradition of monarchs using other people's names when they inherit the top 'job' to realise they might actually want to use their own. <br /><br />Also, "Tristan" could be a little too, er, Wagnarian for any respectible Scots chancer overlaird to use. <br /><br />Mind you, having said that, you'd be a sort of Cornish-Pictish-Norman hero-king. I can see it now: an island nation unified by an etymologically complicated name. I'm actually beginning to warm to the idea. <br /><br />I'll get my tributes ready - I've got some nice tomatoes in the garden. And some runner beans.<br /><br />Or do you royal types still only take gold?<br /><br />Typical.Jon Lishmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07272058035800593800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-19459042112048738272010-07-29T20:09:06.923+01:002010-07-29T20:09:06.923+01:00And before you ask Denver, 'Kibng' isn'...And before you ask Denver, 'Kibng' isn't a Scottish word, I'm just a terrible typist!!<br /><br />:=)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-48558906331761161122010-07-29T19:31:30.496+01:002010-07-29T19:31:30.496+01:00Hum.....
Kibng Tristan doesn't sound too cool...Hum.....<br /><br />Kibng Tristan doesn't sound too cool does it?<br /><br />There's a few good names to chose from through from history:<br /><br />Còiseam mac Choinnich seems reasonable, but i'd have difficulty pronouncing it. I think I prefer Dub, who was king 962-967.<br /><br />MacBeth.... nah... although I've always fancied being a Thain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-27554382662275654702010-07-29T18:32:13.113+01:002010-07-29T18:32:13.113+01:00"I could always stand in until we find a suit..."I could always stand in until we find a suitable alternative if you like. I fancy Holyrood House!"<br /><br />ROFL. And just what would you choose as your royal name, Your Majesty? Macbeth? Mind you, if you strip away all the Shakespearean nonsense, he actually wasn't all that bad. And there's a lot to be said for the return of a bit of Claymore Diplomacy. <br /><br />David Cameron seems to agree...Jon Lishmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07272058035800593800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-60146936559018598422010-07-28T00:59:53.025+01:002010-07-28T00:59:53.025+01:00... and her sweets (candy)!... and her sweets (candy)!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-63205209339158502812010-07-28T00:58:10.493+01:002010-07-28T00:58:10.493+01:00PS: And the mystery is solved about what she carri...PS: And the mystery is solved about what she carries in that handbag that seems to be more or less permanently attached to her arm. For years it was a mystery, since surely a Queen doesn't need ID....or money for that matter. Clearly that's where she carries her cell phone.Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450203101640592230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-38939109045102339692010-07-28T00:56:13.033+01:002010-07-28T00:56:13.033+01:00Actually Danny, John Major was quite good at stuff...Actually Danny, John Major was quite good at stuff like that. When parts of Windsor Castle burnt down, it fell to him to tell the Queen that the country simply couldn't afford to foot the bill for it to be rebuilt. As she loves the place I think it must have been a hard job.<br /><br />In another world the Queen would have been a businessman. She simply opened Buckingham Palace (a place she reputedly doesn't care for, and isn’t hers) to the public and charged an enormous amount for trippers to see the rooms that no one except the toffs had ever seen before.<br /><br />She paid for the restoration of Windsor (which also isn’t hers) at least partly out of that, and I think she got some sort of grant from the EU or Historic England or whatever they are called..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-1495931271369862052010-07-28T00:50:45.231+01:002010-07-28T00:50:45.231+01:00We could do with Jimmy across here Danny, selling ...We could do with Jimmy across here Danny, selling off some of the palaces.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-40882174520445283452010-07-28T00:35:44.642+01:002010-07-28T00:35:44.642+01:00We had a crazy president (Jimmy Carter) who, at a ...We had a crazy president (Jimmy Carter) who, at a time of fiscal austerity in the 1970's, sold the presidential yacht. Of course it was little more than a rowboat compared with the Queen's yacht. But it did have a lot of history attached to it.<br /><br />Jimmy also reportedly announced to a startled White House staff one day that he had decided to sell Camp David. But cooler heads prevailed and the rustic retreat in the Maryland mountains remains in presidential hands.Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450203101640592230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-10095776444018704732010-07-28T00:23:22.412+01:002010-07-28T00:23:22.412+01:00See Dean... She has got a cell. She used it in the...See Dean... She has got a cell. She used it in the movie!!! LOL<br /><br />Yeah Danny it was indeed a cool yacht. I was thinking of getting one, so I could be cool too... but I think another Tory prime minister is going to take everything away from us shortly to pay for all the bankers' carry ons, so maybe I'd best keep my money under the bed!<br /><br />It needed a refit Danny and we simply couldn't afford it. We were broke, as usual! So she had to get used to being yachtless!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-85151167181347161892010-07-28T00:18:24.128+01:002010-07-28T00:18:24.128+01:00I think she definitely has a cell phone. At least ...I think she definitely has a cell phone. At least "she" used one a lot in "The Queen" (movie). That was a cool yacht she had BTW. Who would have imagined that it would be a TORY Prime Minister who would take it away?Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450203101640592230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-86479842396567125142010-07-28T00:07:23.935+01:002010-07-28T00:07:23.935+01:00I'm glad to hear that you're not going to ...I'm glad to hear that you're not going to take to the streets Dean my boy.<br /><br />I'd not want to see you thrown into one of Kenny's 'oubliettes'.<br /><br />I wonder what kind of bother there will be. Maybe I'm doing the man an injustice. Perhaps he will accept that Mrs Parker-Bowles will have to remain Mrs Parker Bowles....when he becomes King Chic.<br /><br />On the other hand, I doubt that many people care enough about that to take to the streets. Aren't most loyalists elderly?<br /><br />There will be plenty taking to the streets over the 80 million Turks that will doubtless be headed our way tomorrow, and over the fact that 40% of everything is about to disappear... and that if we want anything done in the future we should rely on volunteers.... and keep our fingers crossed that someone turns up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-33928196319734582992010-07-27T23:38:24.270+01:002010-07-27T23:38:24.270+01:00p.s I am not refering to me, but the dangers of fo...p.s I am not refering to me, but the dangers of forcing these kinds of issues for society during difficult socio-economic times:<br /><br />spanish civil war,<br />Northern Ireland dispute<br /><br />etc etcDean MacKinnon-Thomsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08221192592535723681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-54463162250454913682010-07-27T23:37:26.054+01:002010-07-27T23:37:26.054+01:00The end of the monarchy will not happen without re...The end of the monarchy will not happen without revolution and bloodshed, the loyalists of this Kingdom shall see to that.Dean MacKinnon-Thomsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08221192592535723681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-45132598736245770562010-07-27T23:11:16.002+01:002010-07-27T23:11:16.002+01:00Ha... yes Denverthen.... therapy.
I think that pr...Ha... yes Denverthen.... therapy.<br /><br />I think that probably this is what counts as therapy... you know, typing out what you think... That done you can get on with the important things in life like.... oh, whatever.....<br /><br />Actually it didn’t really seem in the least strange to me. The points are good. More or less Elizabeth has been a good Queen, but the problem with the monarchical system is that whether you like it or not that rude, unpleasant, stuck up, selfish man, or his son will be King.<br /><br />Mind you I reckon that he may well bring down the monarchy.<br /><br />Of course the whole silly system is the cause of the whole silly system not working... That is to say that imagine that back in the days when Charlie was a young man, they had to try to find him a princess, and she had to be a protestant Christian, and she had to be a virgin. In fact she had to be untouched by any possible scandal. And because Charlie was quite content to enjoy all the privileges of the job and cherry pick the responsibilities, he was allowed to wait until he was half way through his 30s before he made that choice.<br /><br />Of course trying to find a protestant princess who was a virgin and around 30, young enough to bear princes, and old enough to amuse HRH, was a thankless task. Most of the princesses were Catholic; and all of them had been round the block several times. So he had to settle for the only young virgin of sort of aristocratic breeding that would have him. She was 18; he was 33 (or thereby); she was dim, he was serious; she was lovable, personable and adored by the public; he was stuffy, old before his time and no one much thought about him. They were a marriage made in hell. And on the day after his wedding he was arranging a tryst with his mistress, a horsy faced female from the county set.<br /><br />He’s always wanted everything his way; and because he is who he is he’s always got it his way. So he has the wife he wanted, though by the looks of things it was more fun having her as a mistress than a wife. She is a lazy witch who “doesn’t like hot climates” and prefers to be at home.... if you please with her grandchildren to Mr Parker Bowles’ children than getting on with the job we pay her so handsomely to do.<br /><br />So, when the Queen dies... you will have him and his horsy faced lazy wife, whether you care for it or not. However, hopefully he will rage and rant that he wants his wife to be Queen. And the Archbishop of Canterbury (let’s hope it’s a new one by then) will kick off about the sanctity of marriage and Mr Parker Bowles still being alive... tra la la... and hopefully, because it’s the last thing we are interested in, the public will tell him or them to buggar off!!<br /><br />I could always stand in until we find a suitable alternative if you like. I fancy Holyrood House!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-24713942282625915182010-07-27T21:34:28.615+01:002010-07-27T21:34:28.615+01:00Who can argue with any of that? Well, the royals c...Who can argue with any of that? Well, the royals could (in theory): "Orf with his head!"<br /><br />Incongruous as this might seem, I'm not much of a royalist. Not sure we need them really, or really want them. But I am a pragmatist, as I suspect the writer of this excellent piece is.<br /><br />So I think we don't defenestrate the foppish, interbred bloodsuckers until we've got something better (and I mean something *better* - ie, not a President) with which to replace the vital sovereign symbol that is our current head of state (even if her offspring are a bunch of Scots-Dutchoid - apologies - expensive numpties).<br /><br />When she dies, half-Welsh as I am, I will not tolerate that moronic Prince as my King. "Prince of Wales" my arse. I won't tolerate any of his challenged children for that matter. Actually, I reckon that that's when it will all end (the monarchy, I mean), not with a bang but with the death of a great Queen and an act of parliament (which is far lamer than a whimper).<br /><br />Er.<br /><br />Sorry about this comment, tris. It must be quite disturbing. It seems that that part which made me believe, years ago as a firebrand (pissed) student, that I was some kind of usefully idiotic theoretical anarcho-syndicalist is still ticking away somewhere in the back of my red-star T-shirt.<br /><br />Like a pacemaker.<br /><br />It must be the royal thing that triggers it. Clearly, I need some therapy. Better get back to my blog... :)Jon Lishmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07272058035800593800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-14004220232004505642010-07-27T18:40:34.400+01:002010-07-27T18:40:34.400+01:00Dean....well, your man Cameron promised to that un...Dean....well, your man Cameron promised to that until he got the keys to number 10, then it was ditched. I expect he'll have to try a different ploy to get the Catholic vote next time!!<br /><br />Of coure HM has all the latest gadgets. I bet she has a Wii too, only hers will be a Royal Wii... boom boom!!<br /><br />..... and President Obama gave her an iPod.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092475090824666694.post-46138480204311287842010-07-27T18:34:38.418+01:002010-07-27T18:34:38.418+01:00Mr Midgie Man...
ewwwww... that's a fate I wo...Mr Midgie Man...<br /><br />ewwwww... that's a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone. I went camping once up north... and was stupid enough to take "bath" in the river at the bottom of the field about five o'clock..... what a night of misery I had after that!<br /><br />Somali pirates.... nah, much worse than that is a band of the Wee Frees (Brownlie and crew) if Her Majesty takes a wee drink on the Sabbath! They can spot you enjoying yourself from 5 miles away....<br /><br />Hey Brownlie, where are you my man? My mum's been looking for your blog...well, so have I!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com